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No grand self-help lesson, no empowerment speech, no “protect your peace” in tasteful cursive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust a fox standing in for the profanity and doing a remarkably efficient job of communicating that this particular issue will not be receiving additional resources. It is boundaries for people who would rather laugh than write another carefully worded paragraph.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI Give Zero Fox is what happens when camp gets bored and starts drawing on your chest. Wear it on travel days, casual Fridays, Pride, brunch, festivals, family gatherings or anywhere your internal out-of-office reply has been activated. The raglan sleeves keep it relaxed enough to look innocent until somebody actually reads the wording.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is also excellent on the friend who has finally learned that boundaries do not need a three-page explanation. Pair it with denim, a coffee and the facial expression of someone who has already decided. 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